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Emo Rapper Lil Magneezy

Rapper Lil Magneezy

Emo Rapper Lil Magneezy was an American rapper who rose to fame as a part of a group of artists who released mixtapes on the popular SoundPuff streaming service. While many SoundPuff hip-hop artists rapped about codeine, benzodiazepines, opiates, and “purple drank,” Lil Magneezy spit rhymes about magnesium, a mineral that helps keep blood pressure normal, bones strong, and the heart rhythm steady.

Early life and career

Born in rural western Pennsylvania in 1999, Lil Magneezy began his career as Lil Fenty before changing it to Lil Oxy. Lil Oxy made his rap debut at a junior high talent show then blew the fuck up thanks to a mixtape released on SoundPuff. After being diagnosed with a magnesium deficiency, Lil Oxy began taking vitamin and mineral supplements and changed his name to Lil Magneezy.

Dangers of magnesium deficiency

Experts say that a significant number of individuals in the US do not eat a diet of magnesium-rich foods, thus putting themselves at a higher risk of inflammation. This inflammation, in subsequent stages, has been linked to heart disease, diabetes, and specific types of cancers. Insufficient magnesium levels also seem to contribute as a risk factor for osteoporosis.

SupplementBoiClique

In 2015, Lil Magneezy joined with like-minded artists to form the rap clique SupplementBoiClique, which included fellow SoundPuff rappers Vitamin Deezy, Multi Vee, Vita-K, Bee12, and Fish Oyl.

Success

While Lil Magneezy failed to blow the fuck up among his age demographic, he found a receptive audience in the retirement communities of Florida. In 2016, he moved to the Sawgrass Grove area of The Villages with other members of the SupplementBoiClique. The “bois” held weekly concerts and in their leisure time, enjoyed playing mahjong and shuffleboard, and doing 500-piece jigsaw puzzles with their fans.

Overdose and death

Before a show in Gainsville, FL in 2016, Lil Magneezy complained of nausea, abdominal cramping, and diarrhea — all side effects of taking too many magnesium supplements. The cramping was so intense that he canceled the remaining tour dates. In 2017, to show that he was true to the supplement game, Lil Magneezy shunned most solid foods except seeds and nuts, which are themselves high in magnesium. His body eventually shut down, and he passed away peacefully at his villa. According to the Marion County medical examiner, the cause of death was starvation.

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Forgotten Music Masters

This Lil Magneezy bio was originally published in Forgotten Music Masters which is still available for purchase.

Promoting Zines on Social Media

This column originally appeared in Behind the Zines #12 titled “Like This or Don’t: Promoting Your Zines on Social Media.”

Promoting zines of social media
A collection of my zines that I should be promoting on social media.

Promoting Zines on Social Media

If I could make one generalization about zine makers—and this is probably true of creative people in general—it’s that we tend to be introverts. It’s not that we can’t be social and outgoing and accomplished because, obviously, we can. It’s just that many of us find social situations draining, especially when we are engaged in them for long periods of time, like five minutes. And yet we manage to summon as much awkward grace as we can and get through it.

It would stand to reason then, that the very concept of social media would set our collective teeth on edge. Why wouldn’t the same anxieties and insecurities bubble up at the thought of publicly sharing information about ourselves and our work?

Self-Esteem Destroyer

There are countless studies on how social media is a self-esteem destroyer that is making us all profoundly unhappy. Some scientists believe social media affects us in a way similar to drugs—the positive attention we get from social media releases dopamine that gives our brains a thrill. That blast of cerebral pleasure quickly dissolves, leaving us feeling empty and sad inside. Pretty bleak stuff. 

From my own experience, using social media to spread the word about my zines is a necessary evil. If you create something and you want people to read it, then you have to promote it. Sure, you could stand on a street corner and hand out copies to random people, but in some way, you’re still marketing the ideas contained in that publication. And if you print more than one copy of something, it stands to reason that you would want at least one other human animal to see it. 

That said, if I spend countless hours making a zine and pay out of pocket to have it printed, then travel to the social media dimension and post about that fact, and in return, I get a smattering of likes—is that a failure? How about no likes? (Did anybody just hear a tree fall in the forest?) On the other hand, if I post a picture of my dog wearing a funny hat on his birthday that’s gonna blow the F up. (Not hatin’ on my dog, he’s a funny dude, but still, it’s a humbling experience for those who actually have to work for the accolades.)

Engagement Fatigue

I think the reason for the indifference to my zine-promoting posts is that most of my social media friends/followers fall into two different categories. There are my “old” old friends (elementary school through high school) who have not, nor will they ever understand zines, comics, self-publishing, or underground anything. And then there are my “newer” old friends (college, former coworkers, etc.) that I’ve known for decades who are probably a little immune to the steady barrage of “read this zine/comic,” “download this digital album,” “come see my band play at 11:30 on Monday night at a dive bar that is 20 miles from where you live.” On the other hand, everyone gets dogs. So in the social media arena, I just can’t compete with an animal who goes through life blissfully unaware of his status as a minor celebrity. 

So, the question becomes, is it worth it? I think it probably is. You just can’t take it personally. You’ve got to be prepared for your posts to be insufficiently liked and possibly outright ignored. I mean, how often do you scroll through your feeds carefully examining each post, considering the merits of what’s being communicated, and really engaging with it before assigning a thumbs up or heart to it? How often do you just go on a “like” binge and drop a heart on everything that has the words ‘birthday,’ or ‘graduation’ in it, or the picture of a kitten, puppy, or baby?

Snippet as a puppy
My dog Snippet as a puppy. Photo: Elizabeth Auman

Start Promoting Zines on Social Media

I swore many times that I was going to give up social media for good, but I don’t think that’s going to happen anytime soon, especially now that I’ve joined a whole bunch of new platforms. So, please Frog me on Frugger, Tweak me on Twerker, Spike me on Spoker, and Squish me on Squasher!

Top Ten Numbers of All Time

Whether we are at the club throwing out our digits (cell phone numbers) to prospective sleeping companions, or in the alley behind the club giving up our PINs at knifepoint, we can’t live without numbers. That’s why I think you’ll agree with my list of the top ten numbers of all time! 

Cartoon of the number 10

Coming in first (which really means last) on our Top Ten List of the Top Numbers of All Time is Number Ten. Don’t take it too hard, old buddy, this doesn’t mean we don’t love you. We appreciate your work ethic, but somebody has to come in at Number Ten and unfortunately, that’s you.

Cartoon of the number 9

The Number Nine is divine, and by divine we mean one better than Number Ten. Nine times out of ten we’ll take the Number Nine over the Number Ten (with a margin of error of plus or minus one). Not too shabby.

Cartoon of the number 8

Eight is great if you’re a spider or an octopus, but not so great if you’re John and Kate. But we’re not them. We’re not even Octomom, so we really do think Number Eight is great. We wish there could be eight days a week because that would mean one more day per week (which is currently seven days long) that we could love this number!

Cartoon of the number 7

Seven is heaven and a little bit lucky to boot. We’d sail the Seven Seas to please this magical numeral. Not as needy as Six or as snooty as Eight, we think the Number Seven has it going on!

Cartoon of the number 6

Three of these in a row and you’ve got trouble, my Christian friend, but the Number Six by itself? A-dor-a-ble! (Just keep Six away from Nine, please, this is a family-friendly Top Ten List.)

Cartoon of the number 5

Number Five is alive at Number Five. The Number Five doesn’t take any jive and that’s why we love it! So give us Five. Up high. Down low. You’re never going to be too slow to hang out with this affable, middle-of-the-road, go-along-to-get-along, probably an undecided voter of a number.

Cartoon of the number 4

Four is good luck if you’re a clover, but not if you are in China as the number four sounds like the Chinese word for death. Yikes! That is not so lucky, unless you are praying for death like we pray for the Number Four to someday move on up in the ranks. Watch those weird back humps, Number Three, Number Four is going to murder you someday!

Top ten numbers of all time! 

Three’s a crowd, or so they say, but we disagree. That’s why this numeral is near the top of our list. Coaches, and other overly competitive jerk wads, like to say things like: “If you’re not first, you’re last.” (Which basically means, if you didn’t win the game, you cannot technically call yourself the winner). We say, not true! You can be a third-place champion like our (third) favorite number, Number Three!

Top ten numbers of all time! 

Playing second fiddle to no one (except the digit at the number one spot on this list) is good old Number Two. Why do kids laugh when someone says your name, Number Two? So cruel. You don’t care, because it sure feels good when you slide out ready to make a splash in the world! 

Top ten numbers of all time! 

Number one on our list of the Top Ten Numbers of All Time is the undisputed champ, the greatest number that has existed or ever will exist, the perennial top dog—our Spanish-speaking friends call this guy “Numero Uno” for good reason—yes, it’s Number One! One is the loneliest number only if you believe Three Dog Night, but we don’t. We’ve never trusted Three Dog Night about anything before and we’re certainly not going to start listening to them diss our favorite number. Hey Number Ten, lose that Zero and get with a hero!

NOTE: This Top Ten Numbers list originally appeared in Reglar Wiglar #22. Always read Reglar Wiglar! See more of my published zines here.

Welcome to Woodrow World

Woodrows Van

Here’s a little explanation about the comic punk band The Woodrows reprinted from Woodrow Comics #1.

The Most Notorious Comic Punk Band

During our sophomore year of high school, my friend Toby and I were picked to attend a drug and alcohol prevention conference. It was 1986. We were 15, maybe 16 years old. Two students and one teacher from area schools were invited to attend this all-day event where different speakers gave tips on resisting peer pressure and staying on the path to good grades and healthy living. 

Drawing of a Flaming Vee guitar

It was well-intentioned, but also very boring. To pass the time, Toby and I started drawing the characters of a made-up punk band, The Woodrows. Unlike the Ramones, Ricky, Toby, Marvy, and Erin really were brothers. Like the Sex Pistols, they were anarchists bent on chaos. They took any drug available and partied harder than Spuds Mackenzie. They scared the PMRC more than any motley band of hair rockers or cheese metallers could ever hope to. 

The Most Prolific Comic Punk Band

Ace Master bass guitar from comic punk band

After the conference, I suppose we were to return to our high school and share what we learned with our fellow students. Back in class, however, we kept drawing The Woodrows, making up endless lists of song and album titles, lyrics, and backstories for the Drab Four. After high school, The Woodrows retired into my subconscious until I started the zine Reglar Wiglar in 1993.

The Reglar Wiglar was launched in the satirical spirit of Spinal Tap and MAD magazine and featured fake band interviews. Of course, the Woodrows had to represent. They were interviewed in the first issue (see the reprint in this book) and were a regular feature for years. 

The Debut of Woodrow Comics

Punk band Woodrow Comics #1

In 1995, the boys got their own title, Woodrow Comics #1: a sloppy-looking, photocopied-at-Kinkos, 5.5” x 8.5”, 12-page, black and white comic that I sold on consignment for $1 at a few record and comics shops in Chicago. Woodrow Comics #2 followed in 1996. 

These comics did not sell well and it’s easy to see why. They’re crude, juvenile, poorly drawn, and completely absurd. To me, however, they’re hilarious. Over the years, I’ve redrawn the covers several times and even cleaned up the bad behavior a bit (if you can believe that). I present them here, perhaps for the last time, almost 40 years after their creation and 30 years from their original comics debut.

Drawing of the Woodrows passed out

NOTE: The point of this comic was never to make fun of addiction. Just the opposite. These characters were created by two teenagers who thought that booze and drugs were stoopid, but who also thought that the scare tactics of ‘Just Say No’ anti-drug campaigns were a bit corny too. It’s also a parody of the rock and roll lifestyle and punk rock stereotypes. More importantly, this comic asks the question, what if Sid and Nancy had four babies and let G.G. Allin raise them?

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Check out an annotated Woodrows Discography!

Toby Woodrow playing drums

Where to Buy Chris Auman’s Comics & Zines

If you’re wondering, “Where can I buy comics and zines made by Chris Auman?” I have an answer for you. The best place to order them is direct from yours truly. While my shop is the preferred location, if you like visiting brick-and-mortar retail locations, there are a few shops across the country that carry my titles (see below).

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Shops the Carry Chris Auman Comics and Zines

You’ll find RoosterCow Press comics and zines at these retail locations. If you do not live in one of these fine U.S. cities, politely ask your local bookstore to stock RoosterCow titles today!

CALIFORNIA

Skylight Books

1818 N. Vermont Ave.

Los Angeles

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Small World Books

1407 Ocean Front Walk

Venice

ILLINOIS

Chicago Comics
3324 N. Clark St.
Chicago

Howling Pages

4354 N. Milwaukee Ave.
Chicago

Quimby’s
1854 W. North Ave.
Chicago

Zines by Chris Auman

KANSAS

Wonder Fair
841 Massachusetts St.
Lawrence

MARYLAND

Atomic Books
3620 Falls Rd.
Baltimore

People’s Books

7014-A Westmoreland Ave.,

Takoma Park

MICHIGAN

Toadvine Books
2783 Coolidge Hwy
Berkley

NEW MEXICO

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5850 Eubank Blvd NE Suite B-41
Albuquerque

NEW YORK

Quimby’s NYC
536 Metropolitan Ave.
Brooklyn

NORTH CAROLINA

Downtown Books & News

67 N Lexington Ave,

Asheville

OREGON

My Vinyl Underground

1401 SE Division St,

Portland

Grover’s Curiosity Shop

1410 SE Clinton St,

Portland

Powell’s (City of Books)

1005 W Burnside St,

Portland

Powell’s on Hawthorne

3723 SE Hawthorne Blvd,

Portland

VIRGINIA

Small Friend Records & Books

1 N Lombardy St,

Richmond

WISCONSIN

Lion’s Tooth
2421 S Kinnickinnic Ave.
Milwaukee