Author: Chris Auman

Birth of the Uncool

If you want to have a successful career in the music business, you gotta start somewhere. For me, that somewhere was The Instant Prehistoric Animals, my first band. Actually, if you want a successful career in music, don’t look to me. I have existed at the very fringes of the underground for for 40 years.

Modern Fables

One day an ass dined at a local eatery. He ordered his meal with many substitutions and special instructions and was irritated when it was not prepared to his exact specifications. The ass also asked for many complimentary refills of his beverage and sent the server on countless errands to fetch various seasonings and condiments.