Snake Gift Box

A snake gift box is a super slithery option for a great gift! Who wouldn’t want to get a gift box of snakes in the mail? No one I know! Each hand-painted box is different and comes with an assortment of knickknacks, buttons, and stickers—you never know what you’re going to get, but they all come with the latest issue of the Snake Sentinel. 

Slithery fun for everyone!

That’s a Snake Fact, Jack!

The black mamba is the fastest snake in the world. It can slither up to 12.5 miles per hour. That’s much faster than Sly and Steven like to slither!

Ask Sly & Steven

Hello! We’re Sly and Steven and we’re a couple of snakes. Ask us anything!

Hi Sly & Steven. If you don’t wear pants, where do you keep your money?
—Quinton age 6
Well, Quinton, since we don’t have jobs, our motto is ‘no pay, no pants, no problem.
Hi Sly & Steven. Do you ever get sick?
Olivia age 7
We’re cold-blooded reptiles, Olivia, so we don’t catch colds, but we do get sn-aches, and pains sometimes.

Snakes Jokes

Why don’t snakes like people weighing them?
Because they have their own scales.
Why do snakes always measure in inches?
Because they don’t have feet.
What should you do if you see a huge snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.

Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?
Snakeskin.

Snakeskin, who?

Snakeskin bite, but we’d rather slither away.

Super Slithery Snake Gift Box

I hope you order a Snake Crate gift box so you can see what all the fuss is about. Sly and Steven are happy knowing these hand-decorated snake gift boxes are going to good homes. I also hope you enjoy reading this copy of the Snake Sentinel.

Is a snake gift box the last thing on your wish list? No problem. Consider a Turtle Tote or Frog-in-a-Box instead.